Why the Internet > Real life.

If after reading that title you don't understand what I'll be talking about, then you need to see your chiropractor. No, just trust me on this one. Seriously. Okay, good.

Now then, moving on to topics the rest of you can follow. Why is the internet better then real life. Plenty of points one can make here. So I'll do however many it takes for me to get bored then go eat some food, or something.

1) Arguements. In the internet, when you get into an arguement you can just close the window. And thats it. Everyones okay with that. "Oh, hes not replying. I can say I won that!" and so forth. Easy. But in real life, you gotta raise your voice, you need to stand up and move your arms like a crazy person, and you can't just leave. Whoever your argueing will follow you, to be a bitch.

2) Conversation. Online, its easy. Type something. To get emotions across, use emoticons. Shun all who say lol. No problem. In real life, you gotta use your voicebox, articulation, facial expressions, and blah blah blah. My fingers are in better shape then my face. Stands to reason I should let my fingers talk then.

3) PORN! Okay, thats obvious really. I was just seeing how many I could do before I needed to fall onto such a smutty joke. Welcome to my gutter. I hope you don't mind the walls.

4) Information. The internet is full of information. Who cares if some of its not legitimate? Most people have better things to do with their time then make up fake info and put it on the net, like update webblogs, bitch about other people and talk in 1337.

5) The people. On the internet, theres all the people you need. Morons, intellectual types, egocentric morons, little kids pretending to be adults, and a serious abundance of mentally challenged people who make up fake exam results to boast about when they start losing a debate. And again, if you don't like 'em, you close the window.

6) Games. So many of them to use. MMORPG's, point and clicks, adventure games, action, crappy horror, and a billion other genres too. Anyone can at least play one of them (except those of you with no fingers ... sorry 'bout that Carl) and its not exactly difficult to find them.


Well, I'm bored now. Maybe this'll become my thing. Lots of stupid lists. Seems simple enough, doesn't it. We'll see.