Blame Aleatz.

This first blog post is blame Aleatz. Why? Because its her fault. I was quiet happy to harbour my small dream of creating a blog in secret until I could afford my very own domain name, but no, she crushed that. By making her own. The selfish b*tch. >.> Then it became cool, and I just had to as well. When my own computer was a pile of molten crap stuck to a desk. Even better.

Well, first off, the usual crap done by an unusual person. I'm Amyler, 16 year old Aussie. Reading, writing, video games, other types of games, blah blah blah. I've done a little rock climbing and fencing, and lots of hockey. Good at piano. Medicore on tuba. Near blind in left eye, fuzzy in right. Glasses not contacts. Allergic to mosquito's, big time. My old nicknames include Two Crack, pp (Poor pirate), mini Milne and maniac. Broken bones 4 times, but been in hospital over 20. Never had a girlfriend, been kissed, or any of that crap. Terrible handwriting but passable drawing. Competent spriter. Clinically weird.

Okay, now that the super compressed introduction is completed, I'll get onto what this post is truely about. Blaming Aleatz! So, lets go through all the things I can blame on Aleatz, and why. Then, in fairnessess sake, we'll do some of the things I can't blame on her, and why.

1) Making me popular on the internet. Aleatz is one of the main reasons I didn't just drop of the internet for a week. If she hadn't been on FEW (My first forum that didn't have Luckydog on it) I doubt I'd have frequented there. But she was and I did. Now look at what happens. I'm on the computer at every concievable time and I've even conquered the internet. That pop up with Bill Gates said so. You might think this awesome. But I digress. Now, I'm pale. I used to be tan. Now, I'm chubby. Used to be fit. Now, my eyesites worse. My eyesites been getting worse since my eyes were created, but lets overlook that in favor of hate.

2) Turning me into a pet. Yea, I'm Aleatz's online pet. Apparently she thinks I'm a puppy or something. This used to be cool. Why? I was paid. Online money, of course, but currency none the less! Then it just stopped. Now, roughly 80 weeks later I still don't get no paychecks.

3) My birth. See, Aleatz radiates this thing known as "SAMG." (super awesome mega greatness.) SAMG is highly potent, and whenever Aleatz moves, SAMG flows from her into the universe, with an aproximate "who honestly knows" sized radius. And when you are caught in a SAMG radius, let me tell you, fornication IS the first thing on your mind. So, obviously, my parents were caught in her deadly SAMG radius, and were forced to build me, and my nefarious ways began.

Things I cannot blame Aleatz for.

1) Games never getting released in Australia. See, while SAMG is very potent, there are other forces, some even greater then SAMG. One that is in abundance in the gaming industry. This is called FUCC (frustratingly useless crazy coders.) While these people are not all coders, this is the afflicition in Australia's gaming scene. They are all apparently fucking useless. When we got rock band, I'll let you know. My point here is that SAMG is in no way a match for the dreaded FUCC.

2) everything else not previously mentioned. Except maybe wayward Ping pong balls.