Why the Internet > Real life.

If after reading that title you don't understand what I'll be talking about, then you need to see your chiropractor. No, just trust me on this one. Seriously. Okay, good.

Now then, moving on to topics the rest of you can follow. Why is the internet better then real life. Plenty of points one can make here. So I'll do however many it takes for me to get bored then go eat some food, or something.

1) Arguements. In the internet, when you get into an arguement you can just close the window. And thats it. Everyones okay with that. "Oh, hes not replying. I can say I won that!" and so forth. Easy. But in real life, you gotta raise your voice, you need to stand up and move your arms like a crazy person, and you can't just leave. Whoever your argueing will follow you, to be a bitch.

2) Conversation. Online, its easy. Type something. To get emotions across, use emoticons. Shun all who say lol. No problem. In real life, you gotta use your voicebox, articulation, facial expressions, and blah blah blah. My fingers are in better shape then my face. Stands to reason I should let my fingers talk then.

3) PORN! Okay, thats obvious really. I was just seeing how many I could do before I needed to fall onto such a smutty joke. Welcome to my gutter. I hope you don't mind the walls.

4) Information. The internet is full of information. Who cares if some of its not legitimate? Most people have better things to do with their time then make up fake info and put it on the net, like update webblogs, bitch about other people and talk in 1337.

5) The people. On the internet, theres all the people you need. Morons, intellectual types, egocentric morons, little kids pretending to be adults, and a serious abundance of mentally challenged people who make up fake exam results to boast about when they start losing a debate. And again, if you don't like 'em, you close the window.

6) Games. So many of them to use. MMORPG's, point and clicks, adventure games, action, crappy horror, and a billion other genres too. Anyone can at least play one of them (except those of you with no fingers ... sorry 'bout that Carl) and its not exactly difficult to find them.


Well, I'm bored now. Maybe this'll become my thing. Lots of stupid lists. Seems simple enough, doesn't it. We'll see.

Blame Aleatz.

This first blog post is blame Aleatz. Why? Because its her fault. I was quiet happy to harbour my small dream of creating a blog in secret until I could afford my very own domain name, but no, she crushed that. By making her own. The selfish b*tch. >.> Then it became cool, and I just had to as well. When my own computer was a pile of molten crap stuck to a desk. Even better.

Well, first off, the usual crap done by an unusual person. I'm Amyler, 16 year old Aussie. Reading, writing, video games, other types of games, blah blah blah. I've done a little rock climbing and fencing, and lots of hockey. Good at piano. Medicore on tuba. Near blind in left eye, fuzzy in right. Glasses not contacts. Allergic to mosquito's, big time. My old nicknames include Two Crack, pp (Poor pirate), mini Milne and maniac. Broken bones 4 times, but been in hospital over 20. Never had a girlfriend, been kissed, or any of that crap. Terrible handwriting but passable drawing. Competent spriter. Clinically weird.

Okay, now that the super compressed introduction is completed, I'll get onto what this post is truely about. Blaming Aleatz! So, lets go through all the things I can blame on Aleatz, and why. Then, in fairnessess sake, we'll do some of the things I can't blame on her, and why.

1) Making me popular on the internet. Aleatz is one of the main reasons I didn't just drop of the internet for a week. If she hadn't been on FEW (My first forum that didn't have Luckydog on it) I doubt I'd have frequented there. But she was and I did. Now look at what happens. I'm on the computer at every concievable time and I've even conquered the internet. That pop up with Bill Gates said so. You might think this awesome. But I digress. Now, I'm pale. I used to be tan. Now, I'm chubby. Used to be fit. Now, my eyesites worse. My eyesites been getting worse since my eyes were created, but lets overlook that in favor of hate.

2) Turning me into a pet. Yea, I'm Aleatz's online pet. Apparently she thinks I'm a puppy or something. This used to be cool. Why? I was paid. Online money, of course, but currency none the less! Then it just stopped. Now, roughly 80 weeks later I still don't get no paychecks.

3) My birth. See, Aleatz radiates this thing known as "SAMG." (super awesome mega greatness.) SAMG is highly potent, and whenever Aleatz moves, SAMG flows from her into the universe, with an aproximate "who honestly knows" sized radius. And when you are caught in a SAMG radius, let me tell you, fornication IS the first thing on your mind. So, obviously, my parents were caught in her deadly SAMG radius, and were forced to build me, and my nefarious ways began.

Things I cannot blame Aleatz for.

1) Games never getting released in Australia. See, while SAMG is very potent, there are other forces, some even greater then SAMG. One that is in abundance in the gaming industry. This is called FUCC (frustratingly useless crazy coders.) While these people are not all coders, this is the afflicition in Australia's gaming scene. They are all apparently fucking useless. When we got rock band, I'll let you know. My point here is that SAMG is in no way a match for the dreaded FUCC.

2) everything else not previously mentioned. Except maybe wayward Ping pong balls.